12.8 - 12.14
If the Matterhorn had a dating profile:
Hobbies: being dramatic, judging your hiking boots
Likes: glaciers, respect, people who hydrate
Dislikes: warm weather, anyone who calls me “the mountain from the Toblerone box,”quitters.
*NEWS! We’ve officially started Music Bingo at Kirby’s Sports Grille! (Juno Beach)… every Wednesday at 7pm… you gotta check this one out!!
11.24 - 11.30
Why does Santa love riding the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade sleigh? No turbulence, no reindeer bathroom breaks — just 5 miles of pure applause
SPECIAL SCHEDULE BELOW: (we’ll do our best to keep things updated here, but social media will definitely be up-to-date!)
Tin Roof (Ft Lauderdale) canceled this week
Tin Roof (Delray) has a “Friends” themed night this Wednesday
11.17 - 11.23
Why did Neptune get friend-zoned by Earth? Because it was just too cold and distant.
THIS WEDNESDAY (11/19) We have ‘Friends’ themed night at Tin Roof in Ft Lauderdale— see you there!
11.10 - 11.16
Why did the bison refuse to leave Yellowstone? Because the grass is actually greener on the geyser side!
10.27 - 11.2
Why did Frankenstein start a dating app? Because every time he tried to meet someone in person, they’d BOLT!
BIG THINGS: We’re starting at Mickey’s Downtown Bistro THIS WEEK!! Wednesdays 6:30pm… anyone who’s looking for a weekly game in the Ft Lauderdale area… THIS IS THE ONE!! :-)
10.20 - 10.26
*we’ve got 2(!) for y’all this week!!
- Why did the clove go to therapy? It had seasonal depression.
- Why was the clove bad at keeping secrets? Because it always spilled the spice :-)
Reminder: Thursday Trivia at Palm Beach Meats started last week… 7pm… see you there!!
Also: We’re starting at Mickey’s Downtown Bistro NEXT WEEK!! Wednesdays 7pm
10.13 - 10.19
What did the pecan pie say to the pumpkin pie? “Stop acting so gourd-geous.”
10.6 - 10.12
What’s a cardinal’s favorite movie? The Scarlet Feather :-)
** BIG THINGS: We’re starting trivia (this) WEDNESDAY at Tin Roof in Delray!! 7pm!! … See you there!!
9.29 - 10.4
What did the butter say to the corn? “You make my heart melt.”
^ before you think this one is dumb, I spent WAY too much time searching the internet for a good corn joke… someone email me one and I’ll switch it out, but this is the best I could find :-) -Steve
** BIG THINGS: We’re starting trivia THIS TUESDAY at Austin Republic… 7pm! They just opened a few weeks ago and WOW(!) you gotta come and check this place out!!
Also, we’re starting trivia at Tin Roof in Delray!! Starting NEXT Wednesday (10/8) at 7pm… if you’ve not been, put it on your calendar for next Wednesday! See you out there!
9.22 - 9.27
Why don’t forklifts ever get stressed? Because they know how to handle heavy loads.
** Reminder— last week we started trivia at 2 spots- Mondays and Fridays… Mondays at Grease Burger Bar (6pm WPB) and Fridays at Subculture PGA (7pm) See y’all out there!!
9.15- 9.20
What’s a disco ball’s favorite workout? Spin Class!
** We are so excited to be starting trivia at 2(!) new spots this week… Mondays at Grease Burger Bar (6pm WPB) and Fridays at Subculture PGA (7pm) See y’all out there!!
8.11 - 8.16
What’s a panda’s favorite music? Anything with a lot of BEAR-itone
^. I’m really happy with this one! ;-) -Steve
