3.16 - 3.22
Why do golfers love golf carts? Because walking is a rough idea.
Updates for this week— DAS Beer Garden and Irish Brigade are both canceled on Tuesday for St Paddy’s Day— we’ll be back next week!
Also- Tall Boy is canceled on Thursday for a private event, we’ll be back next week!
Everyone: have a great week!! :-)
3.9 - 3.15
Why did the chick cross the playground? To get to the other slide
^ now this is a good one!! :-)
3.2 - 3.8
Why are ukuleles better than guitars?
Because guitars write breakups. Ukuleles write postcards.
Reminder: we are officially back at Benny’s on the Beach Thursdays 5:30pm start time.
2.23 - 3.1
Why did the Aviator model get its name? Because “Regular Person Trying Too Hard” didn’t test well
^ this one was almost too close to home to post- but we pushed through ;-) -Steve and Eric
We are SO excited to let our regulars know we are officially back at Benny’s on the Beach Thursdays 5:30pm start time.
2.16 - 2.22
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor (hahaha! come on!)
We are SO excited to let our regulars know we will be officially back at Benny’s on the Beach starting this Thursday! 5:30pm start time!
2.9 - 2.15
What’s the most painful sound in biathlon? Silence after you shoot
Two updates:
We are SO excited to let our regulars know we will be officially back at Benny’s on the Beach starting this Thursday! 5:30pm start time!
Also, Tall Boy (Thursdays) has a private event this week, so no trivia (dang!) we’ll be back next week!!
1.26 - 2.1
Why are shoulders terrible at keeping secrets? Everything eventually rolls off them
Also- We are SO excited to be hosting a new game at Tall Boy in Boca! This spot has been a favorite watering hole of a lot of our hosts…. we’re there Thursdays at 8pm!! See you there!
12.29 - 1.4
You don’t USE a sparkler. You panic-hold it, smile nervously, and hope it ends well :-)
Check social media for most updated NYE/New Years scheduling!!
12.22 - 12.28
How do caribou explain Christmas to their calves? “Okay kids… for the next month, we go by our stage names.
We are completely off on Thursday… Merry Christmas!! Check social media for most updated Christmas Eve scheduling!!
12.8 - 12.14
If the Matterhorn had a dating profile:
Hobbies: being dramatic, judging your hiking boots
Likes: glaciers, respect, people who hydrate
Dislikes: warm weather, anyone who calls me “the mountain from the Toblerone box,”quitters.
*NEWS! We’ve officially started Music Bingo at Kirby’s Sports Grille! (Juno Beach)… every Wednesday at 7pm… you gotta check this one out!!
11.24 - 11.30
Why does Santa love riding the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade sleigh? No turbulence, no reindeer bathroom breaks — just 5 miles of pure applause
SPECIAL SCHEDULE BELOW: (we’ll do our best to keep things updated here, but social media will definitely be up-to-date!)
Tin Roof (Ft Lauderdale) canceled this week
Tin Roof (Delray) has a “Friends” themed night this Wednesday
11.17 - 11.23
Why did Neptune get friend-zoned by Earth? Because it was just too cold and distant.
THIS WEDNESDAY (11/19) We have ‘Friends’ themed night at Tin Roof in Ft Lauderdale— see you there!
11.10 - 11.16
Why did the bison refuse to leave Yellowstone? Because the grass is actually greener on the geyser side!
