4.15 - 4.20

Why don't hippos use social media? They're afraid of the trolls turning them into Internet HIPPO-crites.

4.8 - 4.13

Why did the arm break up with the wristwatch? It felt too constricted and needed some space.

Weekly notes: We’re back at Royal Palm Brewing Co for TRIVIA WEDNESDAY 7pm and BINGO THURSDAY 7pm! And we’re starting up trivia at Winston on the Greens TUESDAYS 6pm… it is open to the public, but making reservations is probably a good idea to get a good spot!

4.1 - 4.6

North Korea: Where the only thing higher than their rockets is their literacy rate! ;-)

Weekly notes: Double Roads (Mondays) has a new time (6pm) and The Wine Room (Delray) is off tonight, we’ll see you again in 2 weeks. Cove Brewery is officially weekly Tuesdays starting this week… we’re excited all around!!

3.25 - 3.30

This is Johnny Appleseed! (John Champman) BUT… you’re going to still need to know a bit about him if you want to get the points! Study up folks! ;-)

3.18 - 3.23

What did the Hard Rock Cafe chef say to the vegetables? "Lettuce turnip the beet!"

3.11 - 3.16

I saw a pelican trying to pick up a heavy fish, and I wondered, is it a Pelican or a Pelican't?